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Stuart Buglass Ironwork offer a fine selection of handmade and unique iron tables to suit toady's contemporary tastes, handcrafted in the traditional way. We offer a range of modern and traditional designs for you to choose from at a price you will love.
In two thousand and five the iron tables had had enough of being sat up on, scalded by hot plates and stained by tea cups and mugs and so they decided to set about changing the way they led their lives and set off on a journey of mystery and wonder to a far off land that nobody quite knew the name of. All the iron tables knew is that the place was a haven for furniture made from iron and once there no one ever wanted to leave.
When word of this got about the American President George Bush was considering waging war on the chairs because the way that he looked at it meant that without chairs there would be nowhere for the oil operators to sit when discussing their plans for the distribution of their oil, and to keep them from thinking on their feet, his army would throw fire crackers at them to make the dance.And so he decided that the chairs were getting it and off he went to accuse them of forcing the iron tables away, as an excuse.
Meanwhile the iron tables were passing through France and when President Jack Chirac heard of the impending war on chairs, his French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military thus making it impossible to fight the chairs, not with iron legs anyway. From France the iron tables disappeard for a while so Tony Blair sent in a search troop to make sure the tables were alright, where ever they were.
What had the French done with the tables Will Tony's search party find them Did George Bush dispose of them to ensure war on Chairs Who cares, it's war anyway.
There is nothing we can say about our handmade iron tables other than that they are beautifully crafted and made to the highest standard by the best craftsmen, we are sure that they will speak for themselves, so we thought we'd write a silly story to brighten up your day!